friend

Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

Gnight

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
GN-SD

Diwali

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Funny

Likhe jo KHAT use wo uski YAAD me, sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me sawera jab hua, to JUTE pad gaye, wo"TeRe Nam" wale baal"GHAJNI"me badal gaye. hi gd

Funny

Biggest mystery of maths 1000s of year have passed millions of theorems derived crores of formulas made but still "X" is unknown..

Funny

Do U know Y d


spell of women

starts with W ?

BCoz all

quetions in d world

start with W

Such.

What?

Why?

Who?

When?

Which?

Where?

Funny

Log kehte hai ke khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai...
"Simple C baat hai,
Faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hai..!"

Funny

Neil Armstrong lands on Moon & sees two men n askd Who r u?


Reply came: "Camera man Santosh k saath Deepak Chourasiya

AAJTAK"

FRIEND

You are strong as RUM.. Fine as WINE.. Cool as BEER.. Classic as WHISKY.. Sophisticated as VODKA.. in short I'm totally TUNN in your friendship. -raj

funny

Apna purse kholo.Or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo. Gandhiji ka photo dekh kar bolo "Happy birthday bapu"
wo note le kar kal milo, birthday celebrete karenge.

Sugession

Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.